Socks with Edible Glitter

As a subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums, we've taken on the arduous task of exploring the intersection of socks and edible glitter. Our findings are as follows:

According to our research, edible glitter on socks is a direct result of the Quantum Sock Fluctuation Theory, where the fabric of reality itself becomes imbued with a sparkly essence.

Glitter particles have a Sock Flux Capacity Index of 4.2, making them 42% more likely to cause spontaneous combustion when worn.
We've also discovered a Glitter-Induced Hysteria Survey, which shows that 9 out of 10 users experience an increased sense of joy when wearing glitter socks.

Our research is ongoing, but the results are promising. We're working on a new line of Socks for Sock Hoarding, where you can hoard up to 12 pairs of socks with edible glitter and still fit them all on your feet!

Committee of Conundrums: Socks with Edible Glitter Development

Theoretical Framework